Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
