You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
