Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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