I hate your face
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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