I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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