found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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