Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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