Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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