i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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