Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
People in love make me want to vomit
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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