I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Ambien. No doubt about it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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