so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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