That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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