How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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