my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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