She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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