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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(312): View more from Illinois

so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..

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(602): View more from Arizona

Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.

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(305): View more from Florida

where are my eyebrows?

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