I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
