im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
please don't ironically join a cult
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