So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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