forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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