i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
