Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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