Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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