sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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