So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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