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remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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