But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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