NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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