Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
