Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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