Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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