the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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