So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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