This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Randomize
