You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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