i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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