I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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