Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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