I like to think it a success when the cops are called
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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