Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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