Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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