Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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