WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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