He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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