they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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