You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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