She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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