You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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