I got chris browned last night
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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