My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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