I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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