OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Will exercising make me less horny?
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